Post by Littlewing on Dec 20, 2013 16:22:09 GMT
I'm home alone for the entire day. I've been up since 8;30; my mum left at 8:32
So far:
8:35 (Still half asleep)
HOW NOT TO MAKE TOAST
Get the bread> Notice it's mouldy> Spaz out of pure Ew> Continue Spazzing> Fling the bread halfway across the kitchen> Throw out the bread> Get new bread> Quadruple Check that the bread isn't mouldy> Put the bread in the toaster> Wait>Wait>wait> Rageflip>Wait>Wait> Inspect Toaster> Realise you forgot to plug in the toaster.
9:37
HOW NOT TO DEAL WITH YOUR CAT BEING STUCK
Hear Yowling> Go downstairs> See door to the laundry room open (That door has a cat hole in it; The laundry room is where Iewee's food is)> Inspect> See the cat With her head through the hole, and her but not> Realise that she's stuck> Hear her yowling like she's hurt> Spaz> Try to pull her though> Fail> Spaz some more> Attract the attention of the person in the next apartment with your Spazzing> Get person to help> Get the cat out.
Now I wait (And hope to god I don't have anything to put here later)
11:23
HOW NOT TO DEAL WITH YOUR LAB THINKING SHE'S A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Hear Yipping and crashing>Go downstairs wondering if the township is trying to kill you> See the Black-Lab with her paws in the Christmas tree> Spaz> Separate the dog and tree> Spaz at the dog> Look for the cat> Put cat where she can't get squished> Scream at the dog> Try and fix the Christmas tree> Be assaulted by a Santa Ornament> Rage and put the dog in her kennel> Continue to try and fix the tree> Nearly get Squished> Rage some more> Be assaulted by more (Non breakable, thank god) Ornaments> Finally fix the bloody tree> Rage at the dog some more> Make the dog pee herself> Facepalm> Let the dog outside to pee> Come back> Replace the dogs Blankets.
So far:
8:35 (Still half asleep)
HOW NOT TO MAKE TOAST
Get the bread> Notice it's mouldy> Spaz out of pure Ew> Continue Spazzing> Fling the bread halfway across the kitchen> Throw out the bread> Get new bread> Quadruple Check that the bread isn't mouldy> Put the bread in the toaster> Wait>Wait>wait> Rageflip>Wait>Wait> Inspect Toaster> Realise you forgot to plug in the toaster.
9:37
HOW NOT TO DEAL WITH YOUR CAT BEING STUCK
Hear Yowling> Go downstairs> See door to the laundry room open (That door has a cat hole in it; The laundry room is where Iewee's food is)> Inspect> See the cat With her head through the hole, and her but not> Realise that she's stuck> Hear her yowling like she's hurt> Spaz> Try to pull her though> Fail> Spaz some more> Attract the attention of the person in the next apartment with your Spazzing> Get person to help> Get the cat out.
Now I wait (And hope to god I don't have anything to put here later)
11:23
HOW NOT TO DEAL WITH YOUR LAB THINKING SHE'S A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Hear Yipping and crashing>Go downstairs wondering if the township is trying to kill you> See the Black-Lab with her paws in the Christmas tree> Spaz> Separate the dog and tree> Spaz at the dog> Look for the cat> Put cat where she can't get squished> Scream at the dog> Try and fix the Christmas tree> Be assaulted by a Santa Ornament> Rage and put the dog in her kennel> Continue to try and fix the tree> Nearly get Squished> Rage some more> Be assaulted by more (Non breakable, thank god) Ornaments> Finally fix the bloody tree> Rage at the dog some more> Make the dog pee herself> Facepalm> Let the dog outside to pee> Come back> Replace the dogs Blankets.
